Headline of the day

"I feel that that Chuck E. Cheese's is a threat to the health, safety and welfare of the community." - Milwaukee Ald. Tony Zielinski

This quotation appeared in today's Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. The actual story behind it is kinda sad (read it here). Buuut that quotation (and I copied it correctly - there are two "that"s) is really funny.

I got the Happy Car back yesterday. It's very shiny - and very happy once again - and is chillin' safely in the garage.
Now I have to figure out what to do with my gigantic credit card bill... hmm.