Slogan Generator

So I'm on this website called "The Advertising Slogan Generator" where you can type in a word, hit "sloganize," and you'll get your very own Ad slogan! (Randomly picked by the computer, of course).
Okay, I'm making it sound cooler than it actually is. It's really not fun at all - I'm just really bored.
Here are some that it has given me (the italicized word is the word I put in box):

We don't make biatch, we make biatch better!

Laura - it does a body good.

Get the door - it's Dumbass.

Nobody better lay a finger on my dude.

Power Ranger Wanted.

Choosy mothers choose wine.

Allllllright. I'm done now.